lnfamy: dont you fucking talk shit about garlic bread
significants: winchesterbr0s: hesmybrother-hesadopted: czarnoksieznik: beesmygod: “chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means” it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing what in the shit pissing fuck This makes me really chuffed. This post is quite egregious god DAMMIT the english languagE
me: i'm attractive
me: april fools
royaleggroll: single and ready for pringles
neyruto: my-heart-is-brokkoli: neyruto: april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face what if they say yes and you’re so happy and want to kiss them and then they say “trolled u” then you’re fucked. then you kill...
rbc3rd: sexicancore: i-o-u-an-assbutt: mintmeow: i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them do you need a hug i think we all need a hug Yep.
clavid: tunawrap: clavid: never lose your heritage! my dad’s family is from germany. they were nazis lose your heritage!
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
Harry Potter series from Hermione's point of view:
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis Hermione...
spookllux: the debate is over both candidates are sent into a seperate room and are told to sit criss cross applesauce the moderator pulls out a book
blaggot: okay look at the last 4 years you dumb motherfuckers gave george bush 8 years to fuck this economy up and expect it to be cleaned up in 4 years? please have a seat on the floor you don’t even get a chair
When someone has that one perfect URL you want and...
secretly-insecure: framing-resbian: getthepaddywagon: dieforyous: if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything i’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person GUYS THIS IS HAPPENING OMG reblogging again because my sister and I are def going to do this. DO THIS
getard: francieum: fasterfood: oh thats a relief Um, lol-no-one is the name of the blog that unfollowed you. It’s not saying that no one unfollowed you.
forsciencejohn: when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”
Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual,...
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
rainsexual: chompyface: gingermapoftasmania: what if the phrase ‘you are what you eat’ actually came true and everyone turned into the last thing they ate omfg do you know how many girls would turn into semen then theres that one creepy person who stays human
iamjonwanker: don’t say “fanboy” i dont care if you are male you are a fangirl
Leave a word, any word, inside my ask box, and I...
25 until my first 100
fireferret-swag: Damn I’ve had this blog for how long now? It’s really kind of sad.
me during sport: ball rolls in general direction and i fall over my own shadow
me at a concert: guitarist throws pick into the crowd and i vault 20 people, drop kick all surrounding competition, backflip and catch the pick between my front 2 teeth
When 1,100 Michigan elementary students were asked to describe what life would...– Deborah Rhode in Speaking of Sex: The Denial of Gender Inequality quoted by Andrea Dworkin in Scapegoat (via badwulf)
mareeps: lagio: carmillas: WELL PLAYED, DISNEY. bitter disney need some ice for that burn nickelodeon?
sansatyrell: why was no one ever alarmed that sharpay and ryan sang love songs to each other
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives...– George R. R. Martin (via moonhymns)
muggleland: fucking party time in catching fire